Sometimes I wish…


…that I had a XANAX for the anxiety…

…and a VICODIN for the pain…

…and a PROVIGIL to keep me awake after a sleepless night

…and a COMPAZINE for the sick stomach…

It’s been a rough day.

(Can you tell I work in the medical field? Don’t worry, I’m not a drug addict. I just know my pills by being on Pharmacy and Therapeutics committee.)

  • Jennette

    I have days like those too. A few weeks ago I was having lunch with my classmates and we were talking about the board exam, job hunting, loans, etc. and we all agreed that we needed some Xanax. Sometimes I wish they would put that in the water, maybe a beta-blocker too for all of that blood-pressure-raising traffic.

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